Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Mr. Meeseeks (Alpha Blue)

Mr. Meeseeks

"I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!"
"We all want to die. We're Meeseeks!"

Meeseeks are blue creatures created by pushing the button on a Meeseeks Box (see below). Created with a singular purpose; they serve, and then vanish when their task is completed. They typically live for just a few hours. This is good, because for a Meeseeks existence is pain. Two days seems like an eternity. Because of this the longer a Meeseeks is alive the more their sanity degenerates. Eventually Meeseeks will try to kill the sentient that summoned them (the only way other than completing their task that ends their existence).

Health  *              Armor 0           Action Dice 1d6 (Level: 1/2)

* Meeseeks can be ripped about and shot, but they can only be truly dispatched when they complete their task or kill the sentient that created them.

Mr. Meeseeks Box

This gadget creates Mr. Meeseeks for the purpose of completing one objective. It can be used any number of times, though having too many Meeseeks can be dangerous.


  1. Nice write-up! Yeah, that episode was creepy. Wait! The entire series is kind of fucked up.