U is for Unicorns

This post seems out of place, considering the theme of my A-Z, but I thought it'd be fun. Unicorns don't seem scary. They don't seem to have a place in the World of Darkness. I still agree with the former, but after watching Cabin in the Woods my stance on the latter has softened. If you haven't seen the movie but have watched the trailers, the picture below will make no sense. Just watch the movie... all will be explained (or not, but still watch the movie).

Official unicorn stats appear in my favorite World of Darkness supplement, Dudes of Legend: How to Be F*cking Awesome. This EPIC, tongue-in-cheek pdf is a tribute/satire of the World of Darkness and its players. While the product was created as an April Fool's joke a few years back, there are actually some things in it that could be used in a serious (or semi-serious) game.