Thursday, June 2, 2011
B/X - ManBearPig
Earlier I read Digital Orc's Pig-Men post and it made me feel a little mischevious. So I present to you, South Park's ManBearPig statted out in B/X format.
Armor Class: 4 No Appearing: 1 (Unique)
Hit Dice: 6 Save As: Fighter 5
Move: 120’ (40)’ Morale: 10
Attacks: 2 Claws/ 1 Bite Treasure Type: B
Damage: 1-8 each Alignment Chaotic
The dreaded ManBearPig is a super serial threat to mankind. Created by chaotic demon magic to be a true blight on mankind, the creature is half man, half bear, half pig. He stands over 8’ tall and weighs 1500 pounds (15,000 coins). He has a foul temper and prefers to attack humans over all over targets. If both claw attacks hit the same target in one round, ManBearPig will “hug” for an additional 2d8 points of damage. ManBear Pig roams the wilds, looking for manflesh to slash and devour.
So yeah he's basically just a beefed up owlbear, but I thought someone might get a kick out of him. Also, sometime this weekend I'll post 4E stats of him (using a picture of him from the Imagination Land trilogy).