Friday, October 16, 2026

October Horror Challenge - Dead and Breakfast (2004)

Synopsis

Lost and on their way to a wedding a group of friends spend the night at a bed and breakfast. They soon find themselves blamed for a murder and fighting for their lives against possessed townsfolk.

Review
I bought this on DVD when I first got into horror. I remember loving it. I still have my copy, but before tonight I hadn't watched it in years. Does it still hold up? I'd say so.

While this one isn't a masterpiece. It's a fun horror/comedy, It's also a bit of a musical. There's a country/rockabilly band that narrates the story. Oh yeah, there's also a zombie dance scene because why the fuck not? The comedy is super cheesy as are a lot of the sound effects. The kills and effects are low budget, but work. There are several references to classic horror movies and the movie is aware of limitations and silliness. 

The cast is interesting. Jeffrey Dean Morgan plays the towns sheriff. It's cool to see him kind of inept. David Carradine has a small roll and his niece, Ever stars. Diedrich Bader has a small rolls a French chef. Also Osgood Perkins, director of Longlegs and The Monkey, plays Johnny, one of the friends (who ends up leading the possessed townsfolk). A character makes a Psycho comment towards him, which is really funny now that I know he's the son of the actor that played Norman Bates. Horror fans will probably also recognize Gina Philips, one of the stars of Jeepers Creepers.

If you want a fun low budget horror flick you can watch this one on Tubi.

In Your Game


Johnny was an outcast judged by his friends, but all that changed when he accidentally released the Kuman Thong.

Johnny (Undead)
Armor Class: 14
Hit Dice: 3 (15)
Move: 12
Actions: 1
Attack: Unnatural strength (d8)
Special: Possession, undead, unholy fortitude
Bonuses: +3 to Attack rolls, +2 to melee damage
Alignment: Evil
Morale: 7
Madness: 6 (12) 
Terror: -
HDE: 3

Possession: The spirit controlling Johnny can possess and reanimate a person by placing some of their blood, flesh, or remains the the box that housed it's spirit. 

Undead: Undead are immune to mind-affecting effects, Poisons, stuns, being sickened, Diseases & Critical Hits.

Unholy fortitude: Johnny has Toughness +10 to all damage except from magic or by the person that summoned the Kuman Thong originally.

October Horror Movie Challenge 2026
Viewed: 16
First Time Views: 11

Pope Lick Here I Come

If you're going to be in Louisville this weekend come see me at the Goatman Fest. I'll be at the Bloat Games table during vendor hours.

Thursday, October 15, 2026

October Horror Challenge - Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)

Synopsis

Traumatized after seeing his parents murdered by a man in a Santa suit, Billy grows up to be a Santa-clad slasher.

Review
I love the original Silent Night, Deadly Night and have a soft spot for it's sequel (despite it being most footage from the first), so I was nervous about this one. I didn't need to be though, because this movie rocks. 

The director takes the original premise, kid becomes Santa-clad killer based on childhood trauma, and does his own thing with it. Rather that just being a traditional slasher, this Billy only kills the naughty. He also has a voice in his head that directs him to kill the naughty. I don't want to spoil the plot, but this Billy is a slasher vigilante, rather than a traditional slasher. He also has a voice in his head that helps him on his journey. 

Despite the changes this reboot still has a few of the best kills from the original. We still get a deer head and axe/vehicle decapitation. There are some new great kills in this one too. Honestly, this version of Billy could be a Punch A Nazi Week write-up because he slaughters the celebrants at a "I'm Dreaming Of A White Power Christmas" party.

The cast is great. Rohan Campbell is great as the lead. He's intense, but also likeable. I know some horror fans might write him off because of his roll as Corey in Halloween Ends, but that's a mistake. Ruby Modine (Happy Death Day and Shameless) is also endearing as his love interest Pam. She's quirky, cute, and unstable (which makes her even more attractive in my messed up mind). Finally I want to say Mark Acheson is fantastic as Charlie. While he might only appear on screen briefly, he played and important part of the story and his presence was felt. 

This one is on Tubi and I know Halloween might not be the time to watch it, but I definitely recommend y'all check this one out closer to Christmas.

In Your Game
These stats are slightly revised from the ones I posted three years ago.

Billy (Humanoid)
Armor Class: 14Hit Dice: 5
Move: 12
Actions: 2
Attack: Axe (d10)
Special: sense evil, toughness +2
Bonuses: +4 to Attack rolls, +2 to melee damage, +5 to Stealth
Alignment: Neutral
Morale: 7
Madness: 6 (12) 
Terror: -
HDE: 3

October Horror Movie Challenge 2026
Viewed: 15
First Time Views: 11

Dracuzilla!

Frederick Hornung has some fantastically bizarre art and I love the retro style. Check out this spooky Godzilla.

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

October Horror Challenge - Tales of Halloween (2015)

Synopsis

Like Trick'r'Treat (2007), this Halloween anthology includes multiple interwoven stories.

Review
I've posted about this flick a few times before too. My first review is here and my second is here. While it's not as good, I consider this one a spiritual sequel to Trick'r'Treat. I think a big different is the former is a horror flick with some humor, whereas I feel like this anthology focus more on comedy wrapped in horror.

My favorite story from this one is This Means War with Dana Gould. Gould is a comedic genius and it's a ridiculous story with a gory end. 

In Your Game
These stats are slightly revised from the ones I posted three years ago.


Killer Pumpkin (Plant Abomination)
Armor Class: 12
Hit Dice: 2
Move: 12
Actions: 1
Attack: Bite (d6)
Special: On a natural attack roll of 20, the target must make a Critical Saving throw of be decapitated as the Killer Pumpkin bites their head off.
Bonuses: +3 to Attack rolls, +2 to Damage
Alignment: Evil
Morale: 7
Madness: - 
Terror: 10
HDE: 1

October Horror Movie Challenge 2026
Viewed: 14
First Time Views: 10

Some Pretty Hipp Zombies

Not a phrase I expected to say, but check out this cute Marvel Zombies artwork by Dan Hipp. And remember if you want to add the Marvel Zombies virus to your DCC/Evolved game I got you. 




Tuesday, October 13, 2026

October Horror Challenge - Trick'r'Treat (2007)

 

Synopsis

This anthology includes four interwoven stories on Halloween and is set in the fictional town of Warren Valley, Ohio, that show why you should always follow the rules of Halloween. 

Review
Its probably not surprising but I watch Trick'r'Treat (2007) every year and have talked about it a few times. You can read my reviews here, here, and here. Not a lot new to say. I still think the "School Bus Massacre" segment is my favorite. It's genuinely creepy and shocking. 

In Your Game
Here are a few SURVIVE THIS!! spells for Dark Places & Demogorgons and We Die Young inspired by Trick'R'Treat.

Level 1

Always Check Your Candy
Duration: Instant                                     Range: Touch
A razor blade appears in a treat you touch. It is disguised and unless someone is actively checking the candy or sweet they will not notice it. If a creature eats the item they take 1d4 damage. Clever casters can also use this to make a makeshift blade. Treat this as a knife that breaks if the wielder rolls a natural 1. 

Jack-o-Lantern's Protection
Duration: Until candle goes out                Range: Touch LIGHT
The lit jack-o-lantern produces and protective aura for all creatures within 30 feat. Creatures gain Toughness: Evil +3 and Undead and Outsiders have disadvantage on all rolls while with the aura. 

This spell immediately ends if the the candle goes out. For purposes of targeting the jack-o-lantern to extinguish the candle treat it as have an AC of 10 and 1 HP.

October Horror Movie Challenge 2026
Viewed: 13
First Time Views: 10

Monday, October 12, 2026

October Horror Challenge - Ticks (1993)

     

Synopsis

A group of trouble teens head to the woods for a weekend with a couple of social workers, unaware that mutated ticks have infested the area. 

Review
I watched this one for the challenge back in 2019. You can read my review here. I don't really have much more to see. I think this is a charming and cheesy 90's creature feature. If you want to check it out, it's on Tubi.

In Your Game
Here are revised stats for the titular ticks.

Oversized Tick (Animal)

Armor Class: 13
Hit Dice: 1
Move: 12
Actions: 1
Attack: Bite (1+ bad trip)
Special: toughness +1 (fire ignores), attach,  bad trip
Bonuses: +5 to Stealth
Alignment: Unaligned
Morale: 10 (unless presented with fire)
Madness: -
Terror: 5
HDE: 1/2

Attach: If the tick makes a successful attack it automatically latches onto the target who must make a DC 12 Poison save. If the saving throw roll fails, the target suffers frightening delusions and must roll on the Failed Courage/Terror Effect Table. An attached tick automatically hits on its turn. The tick can be removed with a successful DC 12 Athletics: Basic check on by confronting the tick with fire.



Giant Tick (Animal)
Armor Class: 15
Hit Dice: 3
Move: 12
Actions: 1
Attack: Bite (d6 + bad trip)
Special: toughness +3 (fire ignores), attach,  bad trip
Bonuses: +3 to attacks, +2 to damage, +5 to Stealth
Alignment: Unaligned
Morale: 10 (unless presented with fire)
Madness: -
Terror: 10
HDE: 2

Attach: If the tick makes a successful attack it automatically latches onto the target who must make a DC 15 Poison save. If the saving throw roll fails, the target suffers frightening delusions and must roll on the Failed Courage/Terror Effect Table. An attached tick automatically hits on its turn. The tick can be removed with a successful DC 15 Athletics: Basic check on by confronting the tick with fire.  

October Horror Movie Challenge 2026
Viewed: 12
First Time Views: 10

Music Monday - F*ck The Pain Away

I love Peaches and her original version of Fuck The Pain Away is a classic. She recently teamed up with the makers of the new Hellraiser video game to do a new mix, featuring Doug Bradley.

I was already hyped for this game but now I’m next level excited.