Music Monday - The Bad Touch

This is a bezerkartwerk piece I didn't expect to see. Anyone play the Planet of the Apes RPG?

Listening to this song gives me middle school flashbacks.

Fuccubus Friday Returns

I haven’t done a Fuccubus Friday in a long time and I felt like bringing it back. Today’s featured cosplayer is Cheyenne Jaz Wise Cosplay. You can learn more about her on her Facebook page and/or follow her on Patreon.

Frogmen and Wrasslin'

I haven’t really posted this week because I started my job Monday. I think I’m going to like it. In other awesomeness, I’ve also found a place to move into next month. That should mean regular gaming will occur. This past weekend I attended the fifth annual Loveland Frogman Festival and GCW Presents “So Alive." I had a fantastic time at both. I spent most of my Frogman time hanging out with Eric and Josh from Bloat Games. They are the best and it's always a wonderful time when I get to see them. My friend Holly of Holly Who Art was also there (and a sponsor). I also got to see my friends Creep It Real. Check out their Frogman songs.

I probably spent too much, but I snagged some cool stuff. Y'all know I love public domain supers and I finally had a chance to grab a physical copy of one. I've not done Dracula stats, but now I have too. I also grabbed another Savage Dragon issue I didn't have. While it took me a a second to understand how to read them, I also grabbed some really cool oversized cryptid d6's from P House Games.

I also picked up some cool cryptid figures from Archie McPhee. They are perfect for D&D and other tabletop games. Here they are with a few D&D minis and some Archie McPhee glowing zombies I picked up a few months ago.

After visiting Loveland (near Cincy) I headed home and then made my way to Columbus to watch a Game Changer Wrestling show. I won't go too much into it, but I will say I had an amazing time! In addition to badass wrestling there were wrestling zombies and circus clowns. Oh and an entire ballroom full of people singing Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus.

So yeah, I had an awesome weekend. It was a great way to end my birthday week.

I AM BETTER!

This Homelander art highlight the characters attitude and sense of self-importance perfectly.

Artist: Dustin Lee Massey 

The final season of Amazon’s The Boys debuts April 28th. Remember if you want to add Homelander to you DCC game you can find my stats for him here.

Music Monday - Bohemian Rhapsody

This Judge Dredd and Queen bezerkartwerk mashup is inspired. 

 And now for the masterpiece that inspired it.

Also while you're at it you should go check out my favorite Brit's blog, Cowboys, Capes, and Claws.

Drizzt and Guenhwyvar Delve Into The Shadowdark

I’ve really been diving into Shadowdark RPG and looking for online resources. While his content is primarily focuses on drow lore and D&D 2024 content, I found some Shadowdark RPG  stats on The Drow Historian Patreon.

You can get a quality pdf version here and if you're a drow fan, you should support the Patreon.

Punch A Nazi Week - Modern Nazi Scum

Most of these are rehashes, but I wanted to update and reshare my stats for various Neo-Nazi and racist assholes your heroes can pummel. 

Ku Klux Klan Member: Init +0; Atk +1 baseball bat melee or +0 shotgun ranged (3d6); AC 13; HD 2d6; MV 30; Act 1d20; SP Flammable, visibility issues ; SV Fort +2, Ref +0, Will +0; Any 

Flammable: Klan robes are highly flammable and if a klansman takes fire damage they ignite, taking an additional 1d4 points of fire damage at the beginning of their turns. This continues until they take an action to extinguish the flames.

I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing: Klan hoods hinder sight and all search/spot/notice checks are made at a -1 penalty.

Neo-Nazi: Init +2; Atk +2 5' chain melee (1d6-1) or +2 tiki torch (1d2+1d2 fire); AC 12; HD 1d10; MV 30; Act 1d20; SP Cowardly; SV Fort +2, Ref +2, Will -2; Any

Xenophobe: Init +1; Atk +1 unarmed (1d2); AC 11; HD 1d6; MV 30; Act 1d20; SP +1 to hit and damage for each ally within 10'; SV Fort +1, Ref +1, Will -2; Any

Punch a Nazi Week - Nazi Devil

 

Today's Nazi villain never actually appeared in a comic story. He only appeared on the cover of Speed Comics #28, where he's fighting Captain Freedom. I decided to expand the character and I like what I came up with.

Zebos was a lowly tormentor demon in the circles of Hell. With the onset of WWII he found himself busier than normal. While torturing a damned soul killed by Captain Freedom, he became curious about the conflict that lead to the influx of souls to Hell. He plotted and succeeded in escaping Hell. On the mortal plane he found his size and power greatly increased. He used magic to create a garish costume like one the soldier described. He then offered his services to Hitler and his party as the Nazi Devil. While the devils of Hell aren't happy with Zebos for abandoning his position, they allow him to cause chaos on Earth, knowing one day he will have to return home to face punishment. 

Nazi Demon (Type III Demon), Init +4, Atk claw +8 melee (1d6+1 damage); Crit DN/2d20; AC 17; HD 8d12; MV 40'; Act 2d20; SP infravision, darkness (+12 check), immune to weapons of less than +2 enchantment or natural attacks from creatures of 5 HD or less; half damage from fire, acid, cold, electricity, and gas, Crit Threat range 18-20);  SV Fort +10, Ref +6, Will +10; AL C

Plot Hooks

• A devil rival of Zebos tips the players off to the fiend's location. 
• A wizard summons a different demon to protect his city from Nazi Demon. Unfortunately he is unable to command the fiend because he miscast the summoning and is now having to deal with two rampaging demons.

Punch A Nazi Week - Hook and the Waxmen

 

Appearing in Four Favorites #4, the Hook leads a Nazi saboteur group. He is served by the Waxmen, constructs made of wax that are impervious to gunfire and mundane weapons. 

Hook: Init +1; Atk +4 hook (1d6+1); Crit II/1d10; AC 12; HD 6d8; HP 34; Mov. 30'; Act 1d20; SV Ref +3; Fort +4, Will +4; AL C

Waxman: Init +0; Atk +3 slam (1d6); Crit M/1d10; AC 14; HD 3d8; HP 15; Mov. 30'; Act 1d20; SP immune to non-magical weapons, fear/heat attacks deal double damage; SV Ref +1; Fort +4, Will +0; AL N

Plot Hooks

• Hook has lost control of his Waxmen and they begin rampaging throughout the city.
• A new factory is opening and will bring work to the city and help the war effort. The Nazis can't have that and have sent Hook to sabotage the opening. Several disguised waxmen lurk among the crowd.
• A modern villain familiar to the heroes discovers one of Hook's hidden labs and starts creating his own Waxmen. He has begun giving them themes and selling them to other villains in need of loyal muscle.