Now That's Some High Quality H2O

So far Dispatch is my fav game of the year (and not just because of Melevola). I just started my third play through Saturday. I think I'm going to start statting the cast. Instead of the choice you think I'd make, I'm going with a goofy character.

Waterboy is starts at SDN the same day as protagonist, Robert. He starts as a janitor, but can be recruited to your team. He's comic relief and his power is getting very moist (his words, not mine).

Waterboy: Init +2; Atk +3 punch (1d4) or water jet (DC 14 Ref save or target falls down); Crit I/1d4; AC 12; HD 3d6; HP 12; Mov. 30'; Act 1d20; SP water spit, holy spit; SV Ref +2; Fort +1; Will +2; AL L

Holy spit: Possibly because of his bond with Melevola, Waterboy can imbue his spit with divine energy. 

He makes a power check (1d20+5). 

• 1: Waterboy strains his throat and can't use his water powers until he rests for at least an hour. 
• 2-11:  The water expelled is just water.
• 12-13: Living creatures hit by this water are healed 1d2 HP, while undead and demons take 1d2 damage.
• 14-17: Living creatures hit by this water are healed 1d4 HP, while undead and demons take 1d4 damage.
• 18-19: Living creatures hit by this water are healed 1d6 HP, while undead and demons take 1d6 damage.
• 20+: Living creatures hit by this water are healed 1d8 HP, while undead and demons take 1d8 damage.

Grimdark Crossovers

I don't talk about it much and don't play the game (other than the Space Marine II video game), but I love Warhammer 40K. I watch a lot of lore videos for it. At one point I started collecting with the intent to play, but I realized I'm just not tactical enough. 

Here is some 40K mashup art by Frederik Hornung I thought was cool and wanted to share.

The Best At What He Does...

I liked this piece of art and it inspired me to DCC stats for Logan.

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Wolverine: Init +3, Atk +12 adamantium claws (2d6+1); Crit V/2d20; AC 13; HD 8d12+40; HP 88; Mov. 30’; Act 1d20 + 1d20 +1d14; SP adamantium laced skeleton, heightened senses, regeneration, sneak silently +9; SV Ref +6, Fort +10, Will +5; AL L

Adamantium laced skeleton: Wolverine’s bones (including his claws) are covered unbreakable adamantium. His claws are considered magical weapons and can cut through anything.

Heightened senses: Wolverine has a +5 to all sense related rolls.

Regeneration: Wolverine has one of the most potent regeneration factors known. At the beginning of each of his turns he regains 1d6 HP. While certain scenarios may slow this, it even works if he reaches 0 HP, though he still goes unconscious.

Dooooooooooooooom!

Victor von Doom is one of my favorite villains. He's powerful, brilliant, and complex. Check out this Dr. Doom related art from Frederik Hornung.

If you want to add some Doom to your games check out these posts:

• Dr. Doom (Earth 691) - DCC
• Dr. Doom (Earth 691) - 5E
• Doombot - 5E
• Doom's Armor (Earth 2149) - DCC

Oh Father...

Amazon's The Boys ended this week and while I've seen several critiques, I thought the series finale was satisfying. A character prominently featured this season, is the megacpastor supe, Oh Father. I decided he needed DCC stats/

Oh Father: Init +1; Atk +6 punch (1d6+3) or sonic blast (see below); Crit V/1d20+1d8; AC 16; HD 7d10+28; HP 60; Mov. 30'; Act 1d20+1d12; SP sonic scream, super hearing; SV Ref +4; Fort +4; Will +8; AL L

Sonic Scream: Oh Father can make a sonic scream affecting all creatures in in a 20 foot cone. Creatures in the cone must make a DC 15 (Fortitude) save. Non-supes in the cone take 1d12 damage and are unable to act while Oh Father is screaming on a failed save. On a successful save that take have damage and can act (though at a -1 dice penalty) while within the cone. Supers in the cone take 1d6 damage, are unable to use their powers, and unable to act on a failed save. On a successful save they take no damage and are able to act (though their powers still don't work within the cone).

Super hearing:  Like all V supes, Oh Father can hear better than normal humans. He can hear higher frequencies than humans. He has a +5 roll to all sight/smell/hearing rolls. This also makes him weak to sonic attacks.

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Check out this Invincible and The Boys crossover pic by Paradoxic.

If you want more DCC Invincible or The Boys content check out these posts.

• Homelander
• The Deep
• Love Sausage
• Bushmaster
• Cecil Steadman
• Donald Ferguson
• Business Baby
• Big Mildew
• Two Punch Man
• Le Bruiser
• Yeti

And if 5e is your thing, here you go.

• Homelander 
• Stormfront
• Jaime

Kaiju Protests

 My views haven't changed.

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 Here's some other anti-Ice art I've shared.

• Iceman
• Cyclops
• Swedish Chef
• Superman
• Batman
• Powerpuff Girls
• Godzilla
• Transformers
• Green Arrow and Black Canary

Magefall

Head ups! For what I assume is a limited time, you can download the Free Comic Book Day D&D release on D&D Beyond.

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Fuccubus Friday

This is Luci, an OC from artist Cinna. I really dig this one, thought I don't know which color version I like best.

The Guardian of Nepal

Yeti is another odd Guardian of the Globe I love. While the eager Nepalese hero appears to be a yeti, he's actually a 12 year old frost giant. When his age was discovered by Guardian leader, Brit, he was temporarily kicked off the team. Brit eventually changed his mind and invited the excitable hero back onto the team.

Yeti: Init +2; Atk +8 claws (1d8) or +4 thrown debris (1d8 20/ 60/ 100); Crit G/1d14; AC 18; HD 5d12+20; HP 49; Mov. 30'; Act 1d20+1d14; SP accelerated healing, immunity to cold, sure footing; SV Ref +5; Fort +8; Will +4; AL L

Accelerated healing: Yeti regains 1d4 hit points every hour.

Sure footing: Yeti can move across ice without slipping.