Ronald Swansong

Tonight I'm going to see Nick Offerman American Ham Tour at Ohio University. I've been thinking about my upcoming Spellcraft & Swordplay game and I've decided that Castellan's chief advisor at the Keep on the Borderlands will be my fantasy version of Ron Swanson.  I present to you Ronald Swansong. 

Ronald Swansong
3rd level Warrior
Strength: 16
Dexterity: 12
Constitution: 18
Intelligence: 11
Wisdom: 13
Charisma: 10
HD: 3+3 (11 hp)
AC: 4 (Studded Leather)
Attacks: 3+2
Special: Slaughter, Weapon Mastery (Axes), Iron 

Equipment: Woodworking tools, hand axe +1, studded leather, bottle of dwarven whisky 

Ronald Swansong is the meat, hunting, and whisky loving adviser of Castellan. Most of the men of his family are rangers and during his youth Ron was an aspiring ranger himself. However, he soon gave it up, saying that it was "too elvish." He adventured for a while, which is what brought him to the Keep on the Borderlands. Due to bad luck, which Ronald blames on his ex-wife, the witch Tammilia, the party ran afoul of the minotaur early in their adventuring careers. Though they survived, his compatriots swore off adventure life and returned to more civilized lands. Ronald returned to the Keep, where Castellen noticed his skills and made him an advisor. Despite his deadpan personality and claims to the contrary, Ronald actually cares a great deal about the Keep and its residence.