Name: Ed, The Bit Part Demon
Motivation: Sing, sing, sing!
Critter Type: Deadite
Attributes: Str 5, Dex 5, Con 5, Int 4, Per 4, Will 4
Ability Scores: Muscle 18, Combat 16, Brains 16
Life Points: 70 Drama Points: 3
Special Abilities: +3 to Art, Armor Value 4 (8), Attractiveness -6, Beguile, Fast Reaction Time, Horrify, Increased Life Points, Regeneration, Weakness to daylight
Name Score Damage Notes
Bite 16 22 Must Grapple first
Claw 16 16 Slash/stab
Grapple 16 - Resisted by Dodge
Bit Part Demon Lyrics
I'm that guy you see in every horror flick.
You may not remember me, I come and go too quick.
You wouldn't know my name, I hardly ever speak a line.
If the hero kills a hundred demons, I'd be the forgettable number
'Cuz I'm a bit part demon, a small time misfit.
I'd say you'd be dead by dawn but I don't really mean it.
I'm a threat to no one, the other deadites make fun...
Of me. Evil Eddie. Oh The bit part demon.
But don't you see Ed? We've been listening to you talk for the past two minutes.
You've said a whole lot just now. Just you!
Aw, you're not a bit part demon anymore. You're a lead player. A star!
You're right! Now I see that this trend has been disrupted.
I've said more than five words without being interrupted! I'm a
bit part no more! My character's at a swing!
And now its time for this demon to sing, sing sing! Ahhhh....(gunshot) oh!
Now you'll have a bit part; in hell.