T is for Tankards, Steins, and Mugs

"Sometimes it's not about what you're drinking, but what you're drinking it out of."

-Cade Ashworthy

Stein of the Unmuddled Mind

Uncommon, wondrous item (requires attunement)

A boon to adventurers everywhere, this drinking vessel allows its owner to instantly sober up. As a move action, the owner can speak a command word and take a drink and lose any effects caused by drinking alcohol. 

Testing Tankard

Uncommon, wondrous item (requires attunement)

This marble tankard will show you the strength of the beverage placed in it. The colored veins running through it change color based on the contents. Normally blue, they turn yellow if a weak alcohol is placed in them, orange if a medium strength for a medium, and red if a strong alcohol. In addition, if poison or venom is placed in the mug the veins turn black.

Drunkard's Bane

Uncommon, wondrous item, cursed (requires attunement)

The bane of Cade's existence, all liquids drank from this vessel become water.

Curse. The drinking vessel is cursed, and becoming attuned to it extends the curse to you. As long as you remain cursed, you are unwilling to part with it, keeping it within reach at all times.