This isn't the first time I've referenced this video in a post. You can buy the track here.
Armor: 12, HP: 20, Movement 150', 1 knife (1d4) or 1 axe (1d8), Morale 12
Skills: Bushcraft 5 in 6, Climb 2 in 6, Search 3 in 6, Sneak Attack 4 , Stealth 4 in 6, Tinkering 2 in 6
Shia LaBeouf lives for the hunt and the kill. He has been known to leave bear traps in the woods. Anyone stepping on one of these traps must make a device save or take 1d6 damage, become immobilized until the trap is removed (which does another 1d6 damage), and finds their movement speed halved until they heal this damage. Shia is known to get on all fours and sprint (which is why his movement is as high as it is). Being an actual cannibal he heals 5 for every round he eats human (but not demi-human) flesh. If reduced to 0 HP Shia will spring back to life in 1d4 rounds unless he is decapitated. Also, due to the reality warping nature of Shia LeBeouf humans and demi-humans within 30' of him gain the ability to do Jui Jitsu. Their unarmed attacks gain a +4 bonus and do 1d6 damage.