Tuesday, October 8, 2019

October Horror Movie Challenge - Slaughterhouse Rulez (2018)

While originally I planned on all of the films I'm watching for the challenge to be viewable for free on via Tubi, it seemed like a waste to not write something up about the other horror flicks I've watched. This one isn't on Tubi.

Don Wallace is a normal British teen who's accepted into a prestigious academy named Slaughterhouse. The academy's history goes all the way back to the middle ages and it's a breeding ground for the world's elite. It also has some pretty psychotic rules and traditions. When the current headmaster makes a deal with a  fracking company, horrors of the academy's past are unleashed.


This movie tries to sell itself on having Nick Frost, Michael Sheen, and Simon Pegg in the cast. Like many B movies, they're in the movie, but not the focus. Don (played by Finn Cole) and his roommate Willoughby (played by Asa Butterfield) are the real stars. Finn does a good job as the fish out of water and Asa is great as the sarcastic and all-knowing Slaughterhouse guide. Honestly most of the student characters do a nice job of being interesting characters. As far as the adults go, Sheen's headmaster is super slimy, Pegg's professor is ineffectual, and Nick  Frost's eco-stoner just feels like shades of his past characters.

I'd say this movie is a 3 out of 5 for me. There are some good ideas, that aren't executed in the best ways. Also, to be honest, I think it tried to do too much in a movie. Honestly, this would make a great series, but kind of falls flat as a movie. The idea that a sinkhole unleashes monsters or a portal to Hell (as Nick Frost's character proposes) is a great idea for a Buffy game. There are still entertaining scenes and some fun performances, so it's worth a watch.  

In Your Game:  Here are stats for the "demons" unleashed by the sink hole.

Sinkhole Demons
Armor Class: 15
Hit Dice: 6
Move: 12
Actions: 2
Attack: Claw/Bite (1d6)
Special: Dark Vision 120'
Bonuses: +4 to Attack rolls, +2 to Damage
Morale: 6
Terror: 10
HDE: 5

New To Me Movies Watched: 3
Total Movies Watched: 7



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