12 Days of Sweet Christmas - Kris "Crusher" Kringle

Never been a big Lobo fan, but the premise to The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special is kind of funny. Tired of his holiday being overshadowed, a drunken Easter Bunny hires Lobo to kill Santa.

Check out this fan film version from the early 2000's:

Kris "Crusher" Kringle 

Armor Class: 14

Hit Dice: 10
Move: 12
Actions: 2
Attack: Unarmed (1d6)
Special: Fighting: Wrestling, +10 to Toughness
Bonuses: +5 to Melee attacks, +6 to Damage
Morale: 10
HDE: 10