The King

I watched Bubba Ho-tep again last night and I decided to stat the King. If youhaven't seen the film, it's a wonderfully strange Bruce Campbell flick. Bruce stars as an elderly Elvis, who contrary to popular belief isn't dead but living in a retirement home in Texas. If you haven't seen it, check it out.

 

I used the Army of Darkness RPG to stat him out (seemed fitting). If I get the urge later I might stat out John/JFK and Bubba Ho-tep.

 

Elvis Pressley aka Sebastian Haff

Character Type: Primitive Screwhead

Description: Elderly King

Life Points: 37

Drama Points: 20

Attributes:

Strength 1, Dexterity 2, Constitution 2

Intelligence 3, Perception 4, Willpower 5

 

Skills:

Art 5

Crime 1

Drive 2

Getting Medieval 2

Gung Fu 1

Kung Fu 4

Mr. Fix-It 2

Notice 2

Qualities: Artist

Big Chin

Hard to Kill 5

Natural Toughness

Drawbacks

Impaired Senses (Sight, Corrective Lenses)

Honorable (Serious)

Mental Problems (Mild, Delusions) - At least as far as everyone else is concerned

Combat Maneuvers:
 

Dodge   +4  Defensive action

Kung Fu Strike +6  to hit  2 X Strength damage