ThanksKilling is a ridiculous holiday themed slasher movie (with two sequels) about a necromantic killer turkey named, Turkie. To get you in the proper mindset, this is how the first flick starts.
At the first Thanksgiving a topless pilgrim is killed with a tomahawk by Turkie, who has the masterful line, "Nice tits, bitch!"
Yeah, it's that kind of classy flick. I thought Turkie would be the perfect Thanksgiving villain for Army of Darkness. Perhaps the necromancy the Native American used to create him came from the Necronomicon.
Motivation: Maim! Kill! Repeat!
Critter Type: Demon
Attributes: Str 4, Dex 4, Con 5, Int 3, Per 3, Will 5
Ability Scores: Muscle 14, Combat 14, Brains 12
Life Points: 121 Drama Points: 3
Special Abilities: Appearance - 3, Sequel (Turkie can be killed, but he always comes back)
Name Score Damage Notes
Chain Carver 14 30 Slash/Stab, Can go wrong (pg 98)
Dodge 14 - Defense action
Peck 14 6 Slash/Stab