Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Ash Wednesday - ThanksKilling


ThanksKilling is a ridiculous holiday themed slasher movie (with two sequels) about a necromantic killer turkey named, Turkie. To get you in the proper mindset, this is how the first flick starts.

At the first Thanksgiving a topless pilgrim is killed with a tomahawk by Turkie, who has the masterful line, "Nice tits, bitch!"

Yeah, it's that kind of classy flick. I thought Turkie would be the perfect Thanksgiving villain for Army of Darkness. Perhaps the necromancy the Native American used to create him came from the Necronomicon.

Name: Turkie

Motivation: Maim! Kill! Repeat!

Critter Type:  Demon 
Attributes: Str 4, Dex 4, Con 5, Int 3, Per 3, Will 5
Ability Scores: Muscle 14, Combat 14, Brains 12

Life Points: 121  Drama Points: 3

Special Abilities:  Appearance - 3, Sequel (Turkie can be killed, but he always comes back)
Name                    Score     Damage               Notes
Chain Carver         14            30              Slash/Stab, Can go wrong (pg 98)
Dodge                   14            -                Defense action
Peck                     14            6                Slash/Stab

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