Plot
This horror anthology of violent and "erotic" tales is based on the Glenn Danzig comic of the same name.
Review
This anthology was a chore to watch. While it tries to be edgy and erotic, it's just dull. There are three shorts. The first short centers around a model who can't find happiness because her nipples are eyeballs and they keep freaking out guys she tries to have sex with. Honestly, I wish I was making that up, but I'm not. When she sleeps she summons an albino humanoid spider rapist. Again, I wish I was making this up. The second segment is about a stripper that is scarred and cuts faces off. There really isn't much more than that. The segment focuses on strippers grinding too much and was boring. As a wrestling fan it was nice to see Sean Waltman (aka X-Pac) have a small role, but that was about it. The final segment was an Elizabeth Bathory-esque story. Not sure why they didn't just make the character Bathory. She tortures, kills, and bathes in the blood of virgins. Honestly, the film seemed like a Cradle of Filth video without the music.
I can't recommend this movie at all. It's just bad. It's not even good bad.
In Your Game
BenDjinn has created stats based on the Neck Breaker monster from the first segment. You can find it here.
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