Monday, November 9, 2020

Punch a Nazi Week - Skinhead the White Redeemer

I found this article from a few years ago and I got a good chuckle out of it. For those of you complaining about comics and things becoming more left leaning in recent years, this one is for you. For the first villain of Punch a Nazi Week, I give you Edward Cross aka Skinhead, The White Redeemer.





Skinhead the White Redeemer
Medium, Humanoid (Evolved), Neutral Evil
Armor Class: 13 (Natural)
HP: 125
Speed: 30 ft.
Challenge: 5

STR:  16 (+3), DEX: 10 (+0), CON: 16 (+3), 
INT: 11 (+0), WIS: 9 (-1), CHA: 7 (-2)

Saving Throws: Con +5, Str +5; 2
Skills: History +2, Intimidate +4, Religion +2
Damage Resistances: bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing
Senses: Passive Perception: 10
Languages: English, German

Unique Abilities:
Horrific: Skinhead can use his negative Cha modifier as a positive modifier on Intimidation rolls.

Ooze Form: As an action Skinhead can transform into a 10 foot diameter skin ooze. His size becomes large and his creature type temporarily changes to ooze. He gains new abilities in this ability (see below). Otherwise his HP, AC, and other stats stay the same.

Acid Secretions: All of Skinhead's melee attacks deal an additional 3 (1d6) Acid damage (included below).

Sacrifice To The Cause. When a creature engulfed in Skinhead dies, he heals 13 (3d8) Hit Points.

Actions:
Unarmed: Melee Weapon Attack: +5 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 6 (1d6 + 3) bludgeoning damage and 3 (1d6) Acid damage.

Multiattack (Ooze Only: Skinhead can make two melee attacks. If both attacks hit a Medium or smaller target, the target is grappled (escape DC 14), and Skinhead uses his Engulf on it.

Pseudopod Slam (Ooze Only): Melee Weapon Attack +5 to hit, reach 10 ft., one target. Hit 9 (2d6+2) bludgeoning damage and 3 (1d6) Acid damage.

Engulf (Ooze Only): Skinhead engulfs a medium or smaller creature grappled by him. The engulfed target is blinded, restrained, and unable to breath, and it takes 9 (2d8) Acid damage at the start of each of Skinhead's turns. If Skinhead moves the target moves with him. Skinhead can have up to three creatures engulfed at one time.

1 comment:

  1. Yep, this guy is a true Nazi. How do I know? To quote Ghostbusters:

    "Yes, it's true. This man has no dick." — Peter Venkman

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