Synopsis: A group of female convicts on a work crew in an Arkansas swamp attempt to escape and find themselves being hunted by prehistoric sharks released into the ecosystem by fracking.
The Good: I love the name of this movie! The flick also has some nice T&A. That's really about it (one of the scientists even makes a comment about it). It's interesting, despite being convicts, the ladies all have really nice bras on in the beginning.I also like that the movie uses fracking in the plot.
The Bad: The acting is bad. Seriously, how many times do you need to have a character say "crap on a cracker"? The effects aren't good. Also the ending doesn't make sense. Yes allowing one of the girls to escape and claiming she was eaten gets her to her son closer, but I'm pretty sure trying to make a living and take care of folks is hard if the government thinks you're dead.
Final Thoughts: This is another cheesy movie I found on Tubi. I don't recommend it, unless you really just like cheesy shark movies.
The Bad: The acting is bad. Seriously, how many times do you need to have a character say "crap on a cracker"? The effects aren't good. Also the ending doesn't make sense. Yes allowing one of the girls to escape and claiming she was eaten gets her to her son closer, but I'm pretty sure trying to make a living and take care of folks is hard if the government thinks you're dead.
Final Thoughts: This is another cheesy movie I found on Tubi. I don't recommend it, unless you really just like cheesy shark movies.
In Your Game:
Prehistoric Land Shark
Armor Class: 13
Hit Dice/Points: 6
Move: 15
Actions: 1
Attack: Bite (d6)
Special: Driven to frenzy by the smell of blood and gain advantage on all attack rolls when frenzy. The sharks can move through water and soft stone/dirt with ease.
Bonuses: +2 to all Saving Throws, +4 to attacks, +4 to damage,
Morale: 5/10 (when frenzying)
Terror: 12
HDE: 6
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