Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The King

I watched Bubba Ho-tep again last night and I decided to stat the King. If youhaven't seen the film, it's a wonderfully strange Bruce Campbell flick. Bruce stars as an elderly Elvis, who contrary to popular belief isn't dead but living in a retirement home in Texas. If you haven't seen it, check it out.
I used the Army of Darkness RPG to stat him out (seemed fitting). If I get the urge later I might stat out John/JFK and Bubba Ho-tep.
Elvis Pressley aka Sebastian Haff
Character Type: Primitive Screwhead
Description: Elderly King
Life Points: 37
Drama Points: 20
Strength 1, Dexterity 2, Constitution 2
Intelligence 3, Perception 4, Willpower 5
Art 5
Crime 1
Drive 2
Getting Medieval 2
Gung Fu 1
Kung Fu 4
Mr. Fix-It 2
Notice 2
Qualities: Artist
Big Chin
Hard to Kill 5
Natural Toughness
Impaired Senses (Sight, Corrective Lenses)
Honorable (Serious)
Mental Problems (Mild, Delusions) - At least as far as everyone else is concerned
Combat Maneuvers:
Dodge   +4  Defensive action
Kung Fu Strike +6  to hit  2 X Strength damage

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