Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Ash Wednesday - Lollipop Chainsaw (Juliet Starling Stats)

Lollipop Chainsaw  is a totally over-the-top horror comedy hack'n'slash video game released back in 2012. It was lewd, crude, and a lot of fun. It was a collaboration between game designer Suda 51 and James Gunn (yes, Guardians of the Galaxy James Gunn).

The game starred zombie-hunting, chainsaw-wielding cheerleader, Juliet Starling. The game doesn't need to exist, shouldn't have been made, but goddamn I love it.

While she's just human and doesn't have some of the mystical chosen one-ness of Ash, Juliet is a fitting addition to an Army of Darkness game (one of her alternate costumes is Ash), so I've given pc stats for her. She's has two more skill points then a by the book new hero.

Jessica Nigri as Juliet Starling
Juliet Starling
Life Points: 65
Drama Points: 5

Strength: 4
Dexterity: 5
Constitution: 4
Intelligence: 3
Perception:  3
Willpower: 3

Attractiveness (+5)
Buff Gal (+3)
Contacts (Sensei) (+4)
Fast Reaction Time (+2)
Hard to Kill 5 (+5)
Nerves of Steel (+3)
Really Big...Ummm... Chin (+3)

Adversary (Zombies) (-3)
Love (-2)
Mental Problems (Reckless) (-2)

Acrobatics 5
Getting Medieval 5
Gun Fu 2
Influence 2
Kung Fu 5
Language (Japanese) 1
Occultism 4

Maneuvers:          Bonus     Damage           Notes
Chainsaw                    10         30           Slash/stab, can go wrong; page 98
Chainsaw Ballet           6          15           Number of attacks equals Success Levels; defense action; page 88
Dodge                        10         None       Avoid getting hit
Pom-Pom bash           10         8             Bash    


1 comment:

  1. I love it!. I love this game and Juliet is a perfect fit for Army of Darkness.
    Though given that she reanimates her dead boyfriend's head I'd up her Occultism to at least 4.

    Been meaning to do Juliet myself. Wait...that sounds weird. Been meaning to stat her up myself.