Friday, April 22, 2016

S is for Syrup

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"Now halflings are some of the most humble people you'll ever meet, but every now and again I feel the need to brag about our accomplishments. Halfling syrup is one of the most delicious alcoholic creations in all the planes. Especially when eaten with chicken and waffles."

-Cade Ashworthy

Halfling Syrup

This decadent treat was originally created by the master halfling chef, Gren Tealeaf-Tosskettle. Don't let the sweetness full you though, it's been mixed with the finest hin bourbon (Constitution saving throw DC 10 to avoid intoxication). Highly sought after by those with good taste, a small bottle of halfling syrup will cost you at least 15 gp in most cities.

Today's post is silly, but not everything is going to be game changing. Dammit, I like the idea halflings having alcoholic syrup. As a side note, this was probably inspired by the strong desire for chicken and waffles I have.


  1. You're talking halflings and alcohol. Silly is good! (And could you imagine the fortune Waffle House would make if they could serve this?)

    1. Very good point. (And I'd probably be banned from Waffle House if the did serve this.)