Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf (Survive This)

I don't know why I like doing weird gaming things, but I do. Today the urge hit me to revisit Rob Cantor's Shia LaBeouf. Winghorn Press created 5e stats and I made stats for Lamentations of the Flame Princess. Now he can terrorize your SURVIVE THIS!! games. Perhaps your vigilantes need to take down a cannibal near the city? Shia is definitely a survivor in the zombie apocalypse. And who cares if it's anachronistic, he could totally be stalking around in the woods near J'town.

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Armor Class: 12
Hit Dice: 4
Move: 20
Attacks: 1 per Round
Attack Damage: Axe (1d6+1)
Special: See Below
Bonuses: +5 to hit, +2 to damage, +3 toughness 
Terror: 14
HDE: 5

Due to some strange reality warping field around Shia, anyone withing 30 ft of him can do Jiu Jitsu. This is the equivalent of having one rank of Martial Arts, though it only works within Shia's reality warping field.

When Shia is reduced to 0 HP there is a 1-4 on a d6 chance that his HP total goes to 10. He will still fall and appear dead. At the opportune time he will give a Shia surprise and sneak attack a foe.

Shia's hunting ground is littered with bear traps. Use the trap rules found on page 84 or DP&D, except the character loses their next round in addition to taking damage.