Friday, August 4, 2023

I Scream. You Scream. We All Scream Because Of These Characters

There are two ice cream based mutants in Marvel. The first, Eye-Scream, originally appeared Obnoxio the Clown #1. Eye-Scream was hired by the titular clown to infiltrate Xavier's mention. That was in only appearance for decades until the Krakoan era of X-Men when he is shown to be a part of Bishop's relief team. 

Code Name: Eye-Scream
Real Name: Unknown
Team Affiliation: Krakoa

Medium Humanoid (Mutant), Neutral 

Armor Class: 14
Hit Points: 38 (6d8)
Speed: 30 ft.
Challenge: 2 (450 XP)

Str 14 (+2) Dex 14 (+2) Con 14 (+2) Int 10 (+0) Wis 10 (+0) Cha 12 (+1)

Saving Throws: Con +4
Skills: Stealth +4
Senses: passive Perception 1
Languages: English

Unique Trait
Create Ice Cream: Poop Ice Cream: Eye-Scream can create roughly a scoop of ice cream a round. 
Ice Cream Form: As a bonus action, Eye-Scream can transform part or all of himself into sentient ice cream. In his ice cream form he can squeeze through a space as narrow as 1 inch wide. He gains resistance to bludgeoning damage in this form.  
Sneak Attack: Once per turn, Eye-Scream can deal an extra 3 (1d6) damage to one creature he hits with an attack he has advantage on. He doesn't need to have advantage on the attack roll if another enemy of the target is within 5 feet of it, that enemy isn't incapacitated, and he doesn't have disadvantage on the attack roll.

Actions
Unarmed: Melee Attack. +4 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 4 (1d4+2) bludgeoning damage.

 Soft Serve is a goofy mutant created by artist Bob Quin. He later inserted her into the background of Way of X #2. You can see her below in the black dress trying to give another mutant something. The second mutant is recoiling. That's because Soft Serve's mutant power is that she poops ice cream. According to her creator, her "plumbing" is different than regular humans. Later he was said that "pooping" is just a colloquialism and that her body was instead a portal to an ice-cream dimension. I wish I was making this up. Forge has stated the ice cream is the best he ever had. She is not  connected to Eye-Scream but according to Quinn she's a big fan. 

If you want to learn more, check out this Casually Comics video.


Code Name: Soft Serve
Real Name: Unknown
Team Affiliation: Krakoa

Medium Humanoid (Mutant), Chaotic Good

Armor Class: 12
Hit Points: 38 (6d8)
Speed: 30 ft.
Challenge:1 (200 XP)

Str 10 (+0) Dex 14 (+2) Con 10 (+0) Int 14 (+2) Wis 12 (+1) Cha 16 (+3)

Saving Throws: Cha +4
Skills: Persuasion +5
Senses: passive Perception 11
Languages: English

Unique Trait
Poop Ice Cream: Soft Serve's posterior is a portal to an ice cream dimension. She can create roughly a scoop of ice cream a round. 

Actions
Unarmed: Melee Attack. +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit:1 bludgeoning damage.

2 comments:

  1. HOW have I missed that Casually Comics video? I could have sworn I'd seen all of Sasha's YouTubes. Guess I'll be watching that later then.

    Loving all these quirking character write-ups you're doing. Please keep it up!

    Not only had I had seen the Casually Comics video you linked to, but I'd never heard of either of these characters. So inspired!

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  2. Okay, Soft Serve question... does she poop normally as well? Otherwise what happens to her actual poop if her butthole is a dimensional portal to ice cream world?

    Hilarious character, although the creator's faux shock at the fan reaction was quite difficult to take. He could quite easily have not mentioned it and she would simply have been a small character in the background of a single Hellfire Gala panel offering ice cream to a fellow mutant.

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