Thursday, July 10, 2025

Punch A Nazi Week - Das Primate Patrol

I love intelligent apes, but intelligent Nazi apes... anyway Das Primate Patrol were a group of intelligent African apes that allied with the Nazis. Initially they only appeared in an issue of Weird War Tales, but eventually they were brought back in a meta comic.

Despite being intelligent gorillas, I don't think they have any connection to the gorillas of Gorilla City.

I did 5e stats of these guys back in 2020.

Das Primate Patrol Grunt (1st-level soldier): Init +2; Atk +5 bite (1d4+3), +4 machine guns (1d12 [5 RoF]), +5 punch (1d6+3); Crit M/1d10; AC 13; HD 3d8+1d12; Mov. 20', climb 30'; Act 1d20; SP +10 to hide in jungle, specialty field, heroic effort, squad tactics, specialty bonus+2; SV Ref +5; Fort +11; Will +7; Path PoV +3

Das Primate Patrol Commander (5th-level soldier): Init +2; Atk +9 bite (1d4+3), +8 machine guns (1d12 [5 RoF]), +9 punch (1d6+3); Crit M/1d16; AC 15; HD 3d8+5d12; Mov. 20', climb 30'; Act 1d20 + 1d14; SP +10 to hide in jungle, specialty field, heroic effort, squad tactics, specialty +6, chain of command; SV Ref +7; Fort +16; Will +8; Path PoV +5


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