Thursday, June 2, 2011

B/X - ManBearPig

Earlier I read Digital Orc's Pig-Men post and it made me feel a little mischevious. So I present to you, South Park's ManBearPig statted out in B/X format.

Armor Class: 4           No Appearing: 1 (Unique)
Hit Dice: 6            Save As: Fighter 5
Move: 120’ (40)’             Morale: 10
Attacks: 2 Claws/ 1 Bite      Treasure Type: B
Damage: 1-8 each         Alignment Chaotic

The dreaded ManBearPig is a super serial threat to mankind. Created by chaotic demon magic to be a true blight on mankind, the creature is half man, half bear, half pig. He stands over 8’ tall and weighs 1500 pounds (15,000 coins). He has a foul temper and prefers to attack humans over all over targets. If both claw attacks hit the same target in one round, ManBearPig will “hug” for an additional 2d8 points of damage. ManBear Pig roams the wilds, looking for manflesh to slash and devour.


So yeah he's basically just a beefed up owlbear, but I thought someone might get a kick out of him. Also, sometime this weekend I'll post 4E stats of him (using a picture of him from the Imagination Land trilogy).


  1. Oh my God, I love the three halves! Great illustration, too!

  2. That's how he was described on South Park so I ran with it. Never got around to doing the extreme 4E version though, because while I've ran a little bit of it, not super keen on designing stuff for it.

  3. Ha ha! I just went to YouTube to watch clips. I love Al Gore and his quest for the Man Bear Big. Genius!

  4. Guyths! Don't make light of thith! I'm thuper theriel!

  5. @Dylan - I also did Mutant Future npc stats of ManBearPig for my post-apocalyptic themed blog,