Chicken Attack (LotFP)

Like my Shia LaBeouf post, this is more for the weird side of Lamentations of the Flame Princess and not so much the horrific aspect of the game.

"I can control all animals, but chickens are the best."

The Chicken Master 
Master Armor: 12,  HP: 15, Movement 120', 1 fist (1d2), Morale 9

Little is known of the merciful man known as the Chicken Master. He claims that he can control all animals and that plants follow him as well. There is definitely something unhinged about him, which can be seen when he talks about chickens, but ultimately he is a champion of goodness. He's never seen without his loyal attack chicken.

Attack Chicken

Armor: 15,  HP: 30, Movement 150'/Climb 120', 1 fist (1d10), Morale 12