How does Santa deliver all of those toys in one night? While the old elf does use some magic, in modern nights he mainly relies on his S.A.N.T.A.'s (Seasonal Awesome Ninja Teleporting Androids). He also learned to never let elves hopped up on gingerbread and Christmas gluehwein name things.
The high tech stealth androids have the ability to silently move at incredible speeds and teleport short distances. They even have the ability to transform materials into presents and Christmas decorations.
Of course this means if some dastardly villain was able to gain control of them, they would have an army that would make perfect thieves....
AC 7  HD: 2 Attacks: Santa Sack with Toys (1d2+1) Special: Can cast Dimension Door 4 times per day, 4 in 6 chance to Hide/Move Silently, Move: 12