Tuesday, October 9, 2018

October Horror Movie Challenge - Don't Fuck In The Woods (2016)

Synopsis: Trying to relax and blow of steam after finals, a group of twenty somethings learn the golden rule of horror... don't fuck in the woods. 

The Good: This movie knows it's audience. It's indie horror and there are some scenes early on that show it's a love letter to horror fans. One of my favorite lines of the film is, "If the bitch doesn't scream, then she ain't a fucking scream queen." The cast is attractive and there's plenty of nudity and sex... which should be expected based on the title.

The Bad: This movie is crude, af. You should be able to tell that by the title, but just be warned. I was also disappointed that the girl I thought was the cutest was killed for no reason, other than maybe startling the monster. She didn't break the rule of having sex in the woods.

Final Thoughts: I enjoyed this one. It is a fun indie flick. There's also a mid credits scene that I hope the pick back up on in the sequel (which is in the works and being filmed where I grew up).

In Your Game:

DFITW Monster
Armor Class: 12               Attack Damage: Claw 1d6
Hit Dice: 4                        Special: Can smell all sexual activity with a mile
Move: 15                           Bonus: +2 to hit, +2 Damage
Attack: 1 per round          Terror: 12     HDE:

New To Me Movies Watched: 16
Total Movies Watched: 22

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