October Horror Movie Challenge - The Night Watchmen (2016)

Synopsis: In this comedic horror flick, three inept night watchmen, their new rookie, and a journalist must survive the night facing off against a horde of hungry vampires.

The Good: The movie has some pretty good laughs. The ravenous zombie-like circus vampires are pretty damn horrifying looking. The movie has Jeremy Remar in it, which is always a bonus.

The Bad: The acting isn't great and the movie is pretty predictable. Several of the jokes/twists are too choreographed. The vampires fart when they die bit got really old, really fast.

Final Thoughts: While I enjoyed the movie, I've seen others use this sort of premise before and they did it better. Check out Bloodsucking Bastards and Netherbeast Incorporated. 

In Your Game: 

Zombpire 
Armor Class: 12                                           Attack Damage: Bite (1d6-1) or Claw (1d6)
Hit Dice: 6                                                     Special: See Below
Move: 12                                                       Bonuses: +4 to Hit, +2 Damage  
Attacks: 1 per round                                     Terror: 13   HDE: 8

Zombires regenerate 3 HP a turn from all non-magic damage. They can be instantly destroyed by a successful called shot to the heart with a wooden weapon or exposure to sunlight. Anyone within 10' of a destroyed zombire must make a successful poison save or lose their next turn gagging to the smell of the noxious fart the creature releases upon death.

For reasons unknown, they are capable of getting high and drunk.

New To Me Movies Watched: 3
Total Movies Watched: 3