Friday, October 5, 2018

October Horror Movie Challenge - Piranha 3D (2010)


Synopsis: An underground tremor releases hundreds of prehistoric piranha onto the unsuspecting spring breakers at Lake Victoria. A local cop and a band of unlikely strangers must do their best to stop them before the whole town becomes fish food.

The Good: The move is pretty funny. I genuinely enjoyed most of the cast. It's seriously star studded. The Jaws nod with Richard Dreyfuss is great. Also hearing Jerry O'Connell screaming about fish eating his penis is really damn funny.

The Bad: If you wanted scares, this one isn't for you. It has some tension, but only in a few seens, to be honest. The CGI isn't that great in certain parts and is pretty laughable.

Final Thoughts: If you want to see boobs and slaughtered college kids, this one's for you. 

In Your Game:

Prehistoric Piranha 
Armor Class: 12              Attack Damage: Bite 1d6
Hit Dice: 1                        Special: Blood Frenzy
Move: 15 (swim)              Bonus: +1 to Hit
Attack: 1 per round          HDE:   2

The smell of blood will cause a piranha to frenzy, giving it advantage on attack rolls, but giving it a -2 AC penalty.

New To Me Movies Watched: 13
Total Movies Watched: 14

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