The Waterboy

I've done some weird stats for SURVIVE THIS!!. I've statted out Jeffrey Ross, Pee-wee Herman, and Tommy Wiseaus's Joker. That being said this is probably the oddest one I've done. It was a request though and I like to do those. 

Here you go Garrett.

Bobby Boucher

Armor Class: 13                                         Attack Damage: Punch 1d4 

Hit Dice: 3                                                   Special: Tackle, Repressed Anger, High Quality H20

Move: 12                                                     Bonuses: +2 to Hit

Attacks: 1 per Round                                  HDE: 3

If he can charge forward in a straight line, Bobby can make a tackle attack. He can move his full movement and make an attack that deals 1d6+2 damage. The target must make a DC 15 Strength check or be knocked down. In addition when Bobby taps into all of the feelings he's repressed because of his sheltered upbringing, he can gain advantage on all attacks, though all attacks done against him until his next turn also gain advantage. Bobby carries a vial of glacier water. he can drink it on his turn to recover all HP.