Music Monday - The Takeo Ischi Cinematic Universe (Part I)

I've decided that the next three Music Monday posts will be devoted to the yodeling animal master, Takeo Ischi. This week I give you the first chapter of the trilogy (with remix), as well as stats for Takeo and Attack Chicken.

This isn't the first time I've mentioned this video. Takeo and his attack chicken have already received the Lamentations of the Flame Princess treatment.

Master Takeo Ischi

Armor Class: 13

Hit Dice: 3
Move: 12
Actions: 1
Attack: Punch (1)
Special: Can speak with and control animals, Transformational Yodel
Bonuses: +5 to Music rolls
Morale: 10
HDE: 2

Takeo Ischi is the compassionate wandering hero known as the Chicken Yodeler. Despite his moniker he can communicate with all animals (he just thinks chickens are the best). He knows mystical techniques that can temporarily transform ordinary animals into anthropomorphic warriors (among other things). He can also use his yodel to allow others to speak different languages.

Chicken Ninja

Armor Class: 15

Hit Dice: 5
Move: 15
Actions: 2
Attack: Unarmed (1d6)
Special: Limited Transformation
Bonuses: +5 to Attack, +2 to Damage
Morale: 10
HDE: 5

The Chicken Ninja can only stay in his battle form for 10 minutes after Ischi stops his transformational yodel. 

Next week we will witness the glory of cock and a swine.