Sometimes inspiration hits and you just have to go with it.
Init +1; Atk +3 melee (1d6 damage); AC 13; HD 3d6, HP 12; Act 1d20; SP stain; SV Fort +1, Ref +1, Will +0; AI recog -
Doritons are a genetically modified race of plantient-like humanoids created by the Ancients (the same responsible for Corn Pox and the Dread Cornthulhu). They are covered in a delicious dust. Unfortunately this dust permanently stains whatever it touches (including skin). The most common breed are Nacho Cheese, but others have been encountered.
Cool Ranch Doritons have the following SP anyone attacking this creature takes 1d6 cold damage
Spicy Nacho Doritons do 1d6+2 damage with their melee attacks