Saturday, October 28, 2023

October Horror Challenge - Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988)

Because the movie I'm watching tomorrow is so heavy, I wanted something life to "Sci-Fi Horror" so I went with Killer Klowns From Outer Space.
Plot
Mike, a teen, and his friends witness a shooting star crash outside of their small town. They investigate and find that it's actually a space ship inhabited by horrifying alien Klowns. They do their best to warn the authorities and save their town.

Review
Confession time... this movie is one of the reasons I was afraid of horror movies until I was in my early 20's. I saw the dinosaur shadow puppet scene on HBO as a kid and it scarred me. However, today I think this movie is a well-crafted loving send up of retro-sci-fi horror covered in Klown makeup. The movie is genuinely creepy, despite also being goofy as Hell. The costume and set designs are fantastic. There are thrills, chills, and laughs to be had if you check this one out. 

The Klowns are still around. Spirit Halloween creates merchandise based on the property(product page). There is a new asymmetrical horror game coming out (watch here), a short film (watch here) was released a few years ago, and the creators would love to do a series (read more here). 
In Your Game 

I've posted several stat blocks based ok the Killer Klowns. I've decided to update them and reshare below.

Killer Klown From Outer Space (Alien Outsider)
Armor Class: 12
Hit Dice: 3
Move: 12
Actions: 1
Attack: Popcorn Gun (d4, 50' range) or Capture Device (Target makes Critical save or is bound)
Special: Weak Spot: Nose (ignore all other damage)
Bonuses: +2 to Hit
Alignment: Anarchist
Morale: 10
Madness: NA
Terror: 12 (once true nature is revealed)
HDE: 2
Any popcorn from a popcorn gun not destroyed will turn into a PopKorn Klown

PopKorn Clown (Alien Outsider)
Armor Class: 12
Hit Dice: 1
Move: 8
Actions: 1
Attack: Bite (d4-1)
Special: -
Bonuses: -
Alignment: Anarchist
Morale: 8
Madness: NA
Terror: 10
HDE: 1/2 pt

They were definitely not referred to as Klussy in the movie, that's a moniker I gave them.

Female Killer Klown From Outer Space aka Klussy (Alien Outsider)
Armor Class: 12
Hit Dice: 3
Move: 12
Actions: 1
Attack: Unarmed (1-2)
Special: Can inflate bosoms, attackers must make a DC 10 Wisdom check to be able to attack, Weak Spot: Nose (ignore all other damage)
Bonuses: +5 to seduction rolls
Alignment: Anarchist
Morale: 8
Madness: NA
Terror: -
HDE: 1
Jojo the Clownzilla (Alien Outsider)
Armor Class: 10
Hit Dice: 10
Move: 16
Actions: 2
Attack: Slam (2d6)
Special: Great Strength (capable of breaking walls, flipping cars, and other unbelievable feats ofstrength), Weak Spot: Nose (ignore all other damage)
Bonuses: +2 to Hit
Alignment: Anarchist
Morale: 10
Madness: NA
Terror: 15
HDE: 10

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