X is for Xaositect's Delight

"I love Limbo. Some see it as a plane of pure chaos. I see it as a plane of pure fun. Yeah, it's dangerous, but those with strong wills can shape it. Also, without Limbo, we wouldn't have Xaosetic Delight. I made have had a hand it its creation."

-Cade Ashworthy


Xoasitect's Delight

Created from rare collaboration between two chaotic wizards (one a member of the Xaositect, the other the Society of Sensation). This brew is created from essence of Limbo. Every time you take a drink of Xaositect's Delight it changes to a different alcohol (use the chart below)

Drink Result (1d100)*

1. Bad Beer spills from the glass and grows
2. Rotgut
3. Beer (weak)
4. Table Wine (weak)
5. Reisling (weak)
6. Mead (weak)
7. Vodka (weak)
8. Cranium Rat Juice
9. Single Malt Scotch (medium)
10. Sangria (weak)
11. Wheat Beer (medium)
12. Pale Lager (medium)
13. Gnomish Peppermint Schnapps (weak)
14. Janni Arak
15. Apple Pie Mead (weak)
16. Plum Wine (weak)
17. Cordial (weak)
18. Whiskey (weak)
19. Cherry Schnapps (weak)
20. Bourbon (strong)
21. Merlot (weak)
22. Moonshine (strong)
23. Ice Wine
24. Jalapeno Vodka (strong)
25. Coffee Liqueur (weak)
26. Lurien Lager
27. Dwarven Whiskey (strong)
28. Vinegary Wine (weak)
29. Kobold Firewater
30. Champagne (weak)
31. Rum (medium)
32. Pinot Noir (weak)
33. Vodka (medium)
34. Moscato (weak)
35. Barleywine (medium)
36. Gin (medium)
37. Rye Whiskey (medium)
38. Mead (medium)
39. Cream Liqueur (weak)
40. Apple Cider (medium)
41. Chardonnay (weak)
42. Lager (medium)
43. Dwarven Stout (strong)
44. White Zinfandel (weak)
45. Absinthe (strong)
46. Mimosa
47. Applejack (weak)
48. Bock (medium)
49. Cinnamon Schnapps (weak)
50. Tequila (strong)
51. Bitter Ale (medium)
52. Brandy (weak)
53. Norker Rage
54. Fruit Beer (weak)
55. Pale Ale (medium)
56. Baiju (medium)
57. Drow Spiderblood Wine (strong)
58. Sake (medium)
59. Butterscotch Schnapps (weak)
60. Gin (weak)
61. Pinot Grigio (weak)
62. Porter (medium)
63. Ginger Ale (weak)
64. Tiefling Sangria (medium)
65. Grog
66. Cognac (medium)
67. Elven Feywine (strong)
68. Vanilla Schnapps (weak)
69. Cask Ale (medium)
70. Cabernet sauvignon (weak)
71. Vermouth (weak)
72. Orcish Kumis
73. Vodka (strong)
74. Sambuca (strong)
75. Apple Cider (weak)
76. Mezcal (medium)
77. Dark Ale (medium)
78. Peach Schnapps (weak)
79. Kefir (weak)
80. Goblin Grog (weak)
81. White Lightning
82. Sour Apple Schnapps (weak)
83. Beer (medium)
84. Pear Brandy (weak)
85. Sake (strong)
86. Sherry (weak)
87. Gruumsha
88. Dragonborn Vodka (strong)
89. Shiraz (weak)
90. Spiced Rum (medium)
91. Captain's Friend
92. Sparkling Wine (weak)
93. Dwarven Stout (strong)
94. Pilsener (weak)
95. Umbral Blot
96. Strawberry Wine (weak)
97. Tequila (medium)
98. Gorgondy (medium)
99. Ginger Beer (medium)
100. Elven Absinthe

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*Consult this post for further description of alcohol strength.